Enough of COVID! Go Bonkers

It is a Christmas tradition in Cornwall to take to the water for a Christmas Day or Boxing Day swim.

As we look for ways of forgetting the COVID 2020 experience why limit the experience to only two days in Winterwhen you can do this at any time? To experience the breath taking thrill of ‘instant forgetting’ you’ll need only the following few ingredients:

(i) Tequila or restorative alcohol of choice - needed to restart cognitive functions

(ii) a place to stay near the sea - the 19th acre will do nicely - and

(iii) Suitable clothing. Dressing for the water is not the concern but when you get out you will want to don some warm covering pronto.

To get the most of the polar experience find at least 2 to 3 mad friends or family members. Ideally one of them will be a significant skeptic with a camera, who wants nothing more than to photograph your experience. Failing this please find a underwater GoPro.

Next: wake up early, drive to your destination (e.g. Porthtowan, Trevaunance Cove or Perranporth ) and then, without thinking, dive in.

You will find yourself at an immediate natural social distance as every part of your anatomy shrinks away. As it does so you will also forget everything.

Return to land just before your memory shuts down entirely. Don warm clothing. Grab alcohol of choice (salt water and tequila are super ‘to go refreshments’). Take a shot. Memory restored!

We promise that after this you will not be thinking of COVID.

Warning - this memory restoration program may not suit everyone. Please consult with your doctor before attempting but —- if you’re OK. Have a blast!

Twenty Twenty has now been won!